Although he'd seen a bunch like her, he couldn't stop un-peeling this one with his eyes. There was something about Chiquita -- a little less green than the others -- that he found very appetizing.
"You're a ripe little cavendish," he softly grunted, while seductively dragging his knuckles across her rind. "And you're certainly no panzee," she replied.
She knew she was in for a healthy treat: this chimp was bi-pedal. Chiquita handed him the mon-keys to her room, and whispered sweetly, "Swing over to my display in a few minutes. I want to slip on something more comfortable."
ha! this is amazing!
ReplyDeleteI love everything about this.
ReplyDeleteAlthough he'd seen a bunch like her, he couldn't stop un-peeling this one with his eyes. There was something about Chiquita -- a little less green than the others -- that he found very appetizing.
ReplyDelete"You're a ripe little cavendish," he softly grunted, while seductively dragging his knuckles across her rind. "And you're certainly no panzee," she replied.
She knew she was in for a healthy treat: this chimp was bi-pedal. Chiquita handed him the mon-keys to her room, and whispered sweetly, "Swing over to my display in a few minutes. I want to slip on something more comfortable."
Holy Sh**, Frank! That was both hilarious and incredibly erotic!
ReplyDeleteAwesome, Frank!
ReplyDeleteYou win today, Mr. Brundage!
ReplyDeleteHai. I think you just won the challenge.
ReplyDeleteAnd Frank wins the fan-of-the-day award.
ReplyDeleteHa! this is hysterical! Totally love it!
ReplyDeleteCompletely awesome Scott, and Frank, you get an award as well!
ReplyDeleteFrank, you are now an honorary Month of Love member. Well done.
ReplyDeleteYESSSS. That banana is really showing some skin!! ;)
ReplyDelete.... and....Kudos Frank!! LOL
LOL Casabanana. This is awesome Scott!! And Frank you are a natural talent.
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
ReplyDeleteWin
This one's too good! Damn you Brundage!
ReplyDeleteBrundage for the win!
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